Welcome, darklings and creatures of the night, to our unholy returns policy. While we hope every gothic treasure you purchase from our crypt brings you eternal delight, we understand that sometimes even the finest cursed objects may need to be returned to the shadows.
1. The Bones of Our Policy
You have 15 days from the delivery date to initiate a return or exchange. All returned items must be:
- In their original, unworn condition
- With all tags still attached
- In the original packaging (our protective spells work best this way)
Items That Cannot Be Returned:
Through our dark divinations (and analysis of our product offerings), we’ve determined these unholy items are non-returnable:
- Elvira’s Dead Stock (these vintage pieces are truly one-of-a-kind)
- Enamel Pins & Buttons (once removed from their packaging, they lose their protective charms)
- Compact Mirrors (we can’t risk them being used for dark magic against us)
- Any sale items marked “Final Sale” (the spirits have spoken)
2. The Ritual of Returns & Exchanges
Follow these steps to complete your return or exchange:
- Summon our coven by emailing [email protected] with your order number and the items you wish to return/exchange
- Await our response (typically within 24-48 hours, though may be delayed during full moons)
- Once approved, package your items securely (we recommend protective sigils)
- Include the original packing slip or a note with your order number
- Ship to our haunted address (return shipping is at your expense): Ghoul Glam Coven Returns
3771 Denver Avenue
Riverside, US 92501
3. The Return of Your Dark Gold
Once we receive and inspect your returned items:
- Refunds will be processed within 3-5 business days
- Your funds will return via the original payment method (PayPal, credit card, etc.)
- For exchanges, we’ll ship your new items once the return is processed (standard shipping rates apply)
Note: Original shipping costs are non-refundable, unless the return is due to our error.
4. The Summoning Template
Use this cursed incantation (email template) to request your return:
Subject: Return/Exchange Request – Order #[Your Order Number]
Dear Ghoul Glam Coven,
I wish to initiate a [return/exchange] for my order #[Your Order Number].
Items to return/exchange:
- [Item Name] – [Size/Color] – [Reason for Return]
For exchanges, I would like:
- [New Item Name] – [Size/Color]
Please advise on next steps at your earliest convenience.
Signed,
[Your Full Name]
[Your Email Address]
5. International Returns (For Those Beyond Our Coven)
For our international patrons (excluding the remote regions we don’t ship to):
- You are responsible for return shipping costs and any customs fees
- We recommend using a trackable shipping service (DHL or FedEx work best)
- Mark the package as “Returned Goods” to avoid additional customs charges
6. Final Incantations
If you have any questions about our returns policy, don’t hesitate to contact our coven at [email protected]. We’re here to help, though responses may be slightly delayed when we’re performing midnight rituals.
May your returns be as smooth as a vampire’s glide through the night,
The Ghoul Glam Coven
